Yesterday I managed to see George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead, and today I shall review it. First off let's start by looking at the poster:Hm... looks interesting. From this we can sort of deduce that it's shot in similar fashion to Cloverfield, but wait! Let's take a closer look:
Who's this?
...
IT'S A YOUNG GORDON FREEMAN!!!111!11!1!1!
And what does Gordon always carry round with him?
His trusty...

Shotgu-
Wait, wut?
Where's the crowbar?
Well, guess what. There is no crowbar.
There's no crowbar through the entire film. Reason 1, why it sucked.